REVIEW OF ROCKET SHOT BERRY BLAST

CAFFEINE CONTENT: UNKNOWN.

RATING: 5.2 OUT OF 10.

     It isn't often that I come across an energy shot I've never heard of, and it's even more seldom when my father tells me about it. He and I were briefly discussing an energy shot that he bought for me, and despite him not knowing what the name was, I insisted that I had heard of it. As it turns out, the energy shot is called Rocket Shot, and although the name may sound vaguely familiar, I know next to nothing about it. He brought home two flavors: berry blast and orange mango. I went for the berry blast.

     The packaging on this is lively, yet still generic. You can easily tell that they don't have a lot of money to put into this, otherwise the packaging would come out a little nicer. Judging by a review from Energy Drink Ratings, I was expecting the flavor to be unpalatable. Fortunately, I was incorrect. The flavor was a  sweet, artificial amalgamation of berries. It was impossible to determine what berries were used, but overall I didn't think it was that bad, and it didn't require a chaser afterwards.

     One of the most important aspects to any energy drink is it's energy blend. Let's see what Rocket Shot has to offer. It has 100 percent daily value of vitamin b3, 250 percent daily value of vitamin b6, 80 percent daily value of vitamin b12, 50 percent daily value of pantothenic acid, and an energy blend containing caffeine, taurine, and inositol. Honestly I think that blend is quite shoddy, and since the energy blend is only 130 milligrams, that means the caffeine content could be 80 milligrams or less. That's simply not up to par with the other energy shots.

     Due to Rocket Shots lack of a potent energy blend, this little bugger struggled to get me energized. I have been going on a bit of a caffeine detoxification lately, so the "effect" portion of my review will be a bit more accurate. I noticed mild effectiveness from this, and that's basically what I was expecting. A drink with this amount of caffeine probably isn't going to do a whole lot.

     Rocket Shot is the epitome of the word: average. Except, it isn't quite average. It's actually below it. The flavor is its strong point, and even that isn't very "strong." In my humble opinion, if you ever come across this at your local convenience store, please pick up whatever energy shot is next to it. I guarantee it will be far superior to this mediocre drink.

REVIEW OF NOS LOADED CHERRY

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 260 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

Courtesy of Brett's Energy Drinks

RATING: 6.6 OUT OF 10.

     A drink line I never get excited about, but still find to be solid is Nos. They have solid drinks, but never really appeal to me. Loaded Cherry has been with us for a while, but I have never seen it until now, and seeing as the other drinks in the gas stations cooler were known Red Bull clones, I reached for this.

     The taste starts up with a good Dr. Pepper flavor. Dr. Pepper is a drink which I really love, and was hoping this would maintain the flavor. It didn't. It turned to an odd cherry flavor, and not like Dr. Pepper Cherry, but worse. I really didn't like it after a while, but I dealt with it. The flavor change was one of the most disappointing I've experienced.

     260 mgs of caffeine is pretty good, and managed to salvage their drink's reputation. With b vitamins, taurine, inositol, and l-carnitine, it packs a pretty decent blend to back the caffeine. Nos would be the kinda drink one buy to help them through the day, and would do a good job of keeping one awake.

     Nos Loaded Cherry is a disappointment to the line in flavor, but holds true to the buzz. I don't see this drink making their line more popular due to the taste, and I really hope to see the taste revised in the future. If they could've stuck with the Dr. Pepper-ish flavor, this drink would be amazing.

Reviewed By Dylan

REVIEW OF ARIZONA RX ENERGY

CAFFEINE CONTENT: UNKNOWN

Courtesy of The Energy Drink Resource

RATING: 4.3 OUT OF 10.

     As I was browsing my local gas station this morning, I saw a drink I had seen on other sites before, but had never been able to lay eyes upon in person. It is labeled as an herbal tonic, so it really piqued my interest. I love AriZona's brand, and while they usually have great can designs, I hate this one. I'm not sure about why I hate it, but the only part that stands out to me is the 99 cent tag on it. 

     This drink has a really fruity flavor to it. With the whole claims to it being an "herbal tonic", I was a tad disappointed. I soon learned to cope with the disappointment. I soon had to learn to cope with a new disappointment, one much harder to deal with. The citrus-ish flavor had began to leave a dry feeling in my mouth, and later developed an aftertaste that made me kinda sick to my stomach. However, it was good when you got past those 2 things, and when really cold, AriZona Rx delivers in a pretty good way in the taste department.

     What I Drink At Work listed this to have 112 mgs of caffeine. That being said, the amount will stay as unknown because I never found it on the can directly. I never expected this to be a mind blowing energy drink, but I do like the healthiness of it. All the antioxidants and b vitamins, plus the addition of guarana (thus proving there is some caffeine <---). I'll say it is a solid drink for those looking for a lightly energized drink, and for those looking for a nice healthy tea drink.

     Overall, AriZona did another good, solid drink in their line of teas. While not really delivering in the buzz section, they made a decent tasting drink, and I will commend them for it.

Reviewed By Dylan

REVIEW OF TEAM REALTREE OUTDOOR WHITE BUCK

CAFFEINE CONTENT: UNKNOWN.

Courtesy of Team Realtree

RATING: 5.4 OUT OF 10.

     Back on NRG Drink Euphoria, I tried 2 of these drinks, and was ok with them fairly well, but now as I am more understanding of what to look for, I see these drinks weren't nearly as worthy of the kindness I gave them. White Buck is a fairly new flavor from the line, and one I haven't had the pleasure of finding until today, when I walked into a gas station, and this was the only energy drink they sold. Like the other varieties, White Buck has a nice looking bottle can. The design catches my attention well, and despite being more of a redneck-ish kind of design, it would be very appeal to anyone who may pass buy it on the shelf.

     Seeing as it was snow camouflage themed, I was hoping for it to be like Slap Frost, and have the chilling effect of menthol. That was not what I go at all. I was unfortunate to be in the possession of yet another low rate Red Bull clone. It has a slightly bitter taste, and an unpleasant gumminess to it. After a little while I began to enjoy it, but as it progressively warmed, it became quite harsh.

     There was no actual amounts given, but it has some caffeine, taurine, and some B vitamins. By going on what I experienced throughout my day, I got a slight lift from this drink, but nothing really to brag about. I don't see this very effective as an energy drink for the American outdoorsman, but I guess this drink is more for show anyways.

     Overall, this particular Team Realtree drink delivered once again as far as the can design goes. I was in no way in love with the taste, and the buzz was sub par. All in all, White Buck didn't deliver for me, and proved itself to be another makeshift Red Bull clone.


Reviewed by Dylan

REVIEW OF ARMA

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 160 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

RATING: 5.6 OUT OF 10.


     Lately I have been a bit desperate at trying to find drinks to review, since I am well past the stage where you walk into a gas station and realize you've tried everything they offer. Fortunately, a company called Arma was gracious enough to send me samples of their products. Arma is unlike any other energy brand that I've seen. They have caffeinated potato chips, trail mix, nuts, and other snack items. They also have an energy drink, which is what I'll be reviewing today, so let's get cracking.

     Arma comes in a black, 16 ounce can with no flavor description on it. This leads me to believe that it will probably try to imitate one of the more popular energy drinks. As it turned out, my prediction was accurate, and it did taste a lot like a variation of Monster. My only beef with the flavor is that it can be a bit harsh on the palate. But I suppose when you have freaking caffeinated potato chips, you don't really need your energy drink's flavor to be completely original. Overall, I thought the flavor was just fine.

     Powering Arma Energy is 200 percent daily value of vitamin b2, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b3, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b5, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b6, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b12, 2,000 milligrams of taurine, 160 milligrams of caffeine, 50 milligrams of inositol, 400 milligrams of guarana, 50 milligrams of panax ginseng root extract, 1,200 milligrams of glucuronolactone, 50 milligrams of l-carnitine, and 50 milligrams of l-glutamine. Nothing to fancy here, just a solid energy blend.

     As mentioned earlier, the caffeine content is 160 milligrams per 16 ounce can. That is basically the standard amount for most energy drinks, and to be honest, it did absolutely nothing to me at all. The only thing I can say is that this should have the same effectiveness as a Monster, or something similar. It really does get frustrating when I don't get an effect from an energy drink, but that's only because I have a strangely high caffeine tolerance.

     Arma Energy is really just your basic energy drink in a basic package. I can tell that this is probably not their best seller, and I can easily understand why. There's nothing bad about it, it's just....average. What isn't average is a bag of caffeinated potato chips. I can't wait to review those. Oh, did I mention they were barbecue flavored?

REVIEW OF AMP ACTIVE

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 160 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

Courtesy of AMP Energy

RATING: 6.9 OUT OF 10.

     After my last review of Amp Boost Grape, I soon realized I messed up in saying it only had 80 mgs of caffeine, and I soon corrected it. So I decided to go with another one of the overhauled line, and chose their Amp Active, formerly Amp Lightning, which is now intended to be more of a functional sports energy drink. Lightning was one of my favorite of the old Amp line, so I have really high hopes for this particular drink.

     In tasting this, once again I get the same taste as what was Lightning. The taste mirrors that of the yellow Gatorade variety, except with carbonation. Overall, it is a very pleasing drink, and tastes like what I expect a sports energy drink would. Despite the fact the taste never changed, this one is a step up from the grape variety, and was really impressive.

     160 mgs is about the standard for an energy drink, I suppose. It hits the mark for where you have to be to get a decent buzz rating at least. However, I grade different drinks in different ways, and caffeine only covers a portion of it. The other part would be the ingredients that make it a "sports energy" drink, which I suppose in this case is the electrolytes. It fairs well enough even with the electrolytes only to score an average rating, however I am impressed overall.

     Amp Active now makes the line 1 for 2, and was very impressive. It was a pleasant drink that I could see myself buying again, and was well worth the money I payed. As with the first, the can is nice and clean, the taste is good, and the buzz is on an average level. All in all, this drink delivers where the previous Amp Boost Grape did not, and has left me satisfied.

Reviewed by Dylan 

REVIEW OF ROCKSTAR XDURANCE

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 240 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

RATING: 8.2 OUT OF 10.

     It has been an unbelievable amount of time since I've reviewed two drinks in two days, but when it's a new drink from one of the big boys, it has to be done. Yesterday, I tried Rockstar Iced and found it to be pleasing on the palate, although that quite as pleasing as Monster Rehab. Now I'm here to try Rockstar Xdurance, and as far as I can tell, Monster does not have a similar drink. This seldom occurs, as the two rivals generally will go toe-to-toe with their offerings. But enough fluff, let's check out Rockstar Xdurance.

     Xdurance is marketed as a performance energy drink and it supposed to help with physical performance. The flavor is advertised as blueberry/pomegranate/acai, and after taking a sip, I can verify the flavor. The drink is definitely dominated by blueberry, with strong pomegranate undertones, and the acai taking a back seat. I enjoyed the flavor combination and thought Rockstar did a nice job with it. It's not the best drink the offer, but it's still far from the worst.

     Powering this Rockstar drink is 200 percent daily value of vitamin b3, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b5, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b6, 2,000 milligrams of taurine, 240 milligrams of caffeine, 50 milligrams of l-valine, 50 milligrams of l-leucine, 50 milligrams of l-isoleucine, 50 milligrams of green tea polyphenols, and 50 milligrams of guarana seed extract. Those branched chain amino acids make this an extremely unique Rockstar blend.

     With three times as much caffeine as a Red Bull, this drink should have no problem putting you into high gear. As for me, I received an effect that was at mid-range, and tapered off in a few hours with no crash thanks to just 2 grams of sugar. Unfortunately, I didn't really notice a difference with the amino acids.

     Rockstar Xdurance is a pretty solid energy drink overall. The flavor combination is easy on the palate, and the unique blend is definitely another plus. Looks like Rockstar has produced another winner, and we'll see if they can keep that up when I review Rockstar Coconut Water tomorrow.

REVIEW OF ROCKSTAR ICED

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 240 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

RATING: 8.7 OUT OF 10.


     Throughout this blog's history, I've reviewed 14 different flavors of Rockstar. As a matter of fact, if you amalgamate all of my reviews of Monster and Rockstar products, it would constitute for nearly 11 percent of all 280+ reviews. Anyhow, Rockstar has "recently" come out with four new drinks. They are: Iced, Xdurance, Relax, and Coconut Water. My executive editor Dylan has already covered Rockstar Relax, so it is my turn to review Rockstar Iced. Onward to the review!

     Rockstar Iced comes in an exceptionally inviting gold 16 ounce can. The contrast between the gold background and the black star make for an impeccable product display. It is certainly in the top 10 or top 5 of the best packaging I've seen. Iced is supposed to compete with Monster Rehab, although Rehab was lemonade and iced tea, and Rockstar Iced is peach and tea. Nevertheless, Rockstar did a very nice job with this one. The sweetness of the peach cuts the tea's bitterness just enough so that it doesn't become overpowering. I found it to be deliciously sweet and refreshing. I would certainly put it high up on the charts.

     Let's see what kind of horsepower Rockstar Iced is packing. It has 200 percent daily value of vitamin b3, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b5, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b6, 200 percent daily value of vitamin 12, 2,000 milligrams of taurine, 240 milligrams of caffeine, 100 milligrams of panax ginseng root extract, 50 milligrams of l-carnitine, and 50 milligrams of guarana seed extract. Once again, another very solid blend from the folks at Rockstar.

     With 240 milligrams of caffeine, this drink has 50 percent more caffeine than a traditional energy drink, and 3 times as much caffeine as a Red Bull. That being said, I felt that Rockstar Iced produced some solid effectiveness and brought me out of my afternoon slump. Rockstar was also smart enough to not use sugar, so there's no crash when the buzz where's off. Not bad Rockstar, not bad at all.

     While I would rank Monster Rehab slightly higher than this, I believe Rockstar has successfully produced an iced tea drink. The sweet flavor coupled with the nice blend and solid kick makes this a great energy drink. I am extremely eager to review their other new offerings. Look for those reviews in the near future.

REVIEW OF AMP BOOST GRAPE

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 160 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

Courtesy of CAFFEINE! The Energy Blog

RATING: 5.6 OUT OF 10.

     To try and revive the struggling brand, Amp was recently overhauled to give off a better image. As part of this, they cleaned up the can designs, and made them more visually appealing. As far as I know, nothing really changed taste wise or buzz wise, but the line as a whole looks more appealing. 

     For any of you who have had the old Amp Traction, it was a slightly pleasing artificial grape flavor. The overhaul did not change this in anyway. I was never a fan of Traction, and I am quite disappointed to see no flavor change in the revamp of their line.

     A standard Mountain Dew only has 54 mgs of caffeine, and when they made Amp, they only added an extra 26 mgs. 80 mgs per serving isn't exactly something to wow over. It is the bare minimum of how most of the big boys play it, and not nearly satisfying of my energy needs. That being said, Amp has decided to make their drinks more functional, which I'll give them points back for. When it's all said and done, Amp didn't wow me, but the new direction they have chosen works ok. Another disappointment of this overhaul was not increasing their buzz ingredients. 80 mgs of caffeine just doesn't cut it for me, and I am not impressed.

     All in all, Amp Boost Grape doesn't live up to expectations. The new line revamp has left them 0 for 1, with there still being 6 drinks to go. And for all of those drinks, this one has certainly lowered my expectations.

Reviewed by Dylan

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REVIEW OF ROCKSTAR RELAX - NEW REVIEWER!

CAFFEINE CONTENT: NONE.

Courtesy of Thirsty Dudes

RATING: 6.4 OUT OF 10.
     No, it's not Avery, the usual man who does these reviews. It's your old friend Dylan from NRG Drink Euphoria. I scaled back to making reviewing a part time thing, and now have joined A2E as co-reviewer. My inaugural review as a member of A2E will be Rockstar Relax, the new drink from Rockstar as they take their first steps into the anti-energy category.

     I had high hopes for this drink in the taste category, but it turned out to be quite roller coaster ride for me. At first I got the nice taste I was expecting, which was a nice smooth guava. I figured it would stay constant throughout after reading Energy Heaven's review of it, but it turned into a bitter, disappointing flavor following my first sip, and to follow that more hints of the initial taste. I like consistency in my drinks, and this let me down, and I'm sad to see that it didn't live up to the high hopes I had after reading other reviews.

     With some light dosage of chamomile, rose hips, and passion flower, I wasn't expecting to be completely drowsy upon consumption. And that is just what I got, as the 100 mgs of the three ingredients above didn't do that much for me. I was a bit calmer and more mellow, but no where near relaxation.

     Overall, Rockstar Relax was a fair attempt at a creating an anti-energy drink. The taste and buzz we're both on an average level, and the packaging was fairly nice. In the end, they have made a product slightly worth your money, but there are other drinks more suitable for your anti-energy needs.

Reviewed by Dylan

REVIEW OF STREET KING GRAPE

CAFFEINE CONTENT: UNKNOWN

RATING: 7.3 OUT OF 10. 


     The energy shot market is slowly being transformed into a cornucopia of 5 Hour Energy clones. Fortunately, some companies try to deviate from the norm and create an interesting product. One such product is Street King Energy Shot. It may look like a normal shot, but it is actually endorsed by 50 Cent, and every purchase of Street King goes to feeding a starving child. I think it is a respectable cause, and their website tells me they have already fed 3.5 million children. Well done Street King, well done. Now let's find out if you make a great energy shot.

     Street King comes in a very clean, black, 2.5 ounce bottle. It comes in two flavors: Orange Mango and Grape. I went for the latter, since I'm more of a grape fan than an orange mango fan. After unscrewing the top, I slammed it back and was surprised by the pleasant flavor. Typically, grape flavored shots need a chaser, but not this one. I thought is tasted pretty darn good for a concentrate 2.5 ounce shot. A solid effort by Street King.

     What energy ingredients does Street King have to offer? Well, it has 100 percent daily value of vitamin b6, 100 percent daily value of vitamin b12, and 464 milligrams of malic acid, caffeine, sodium citrate, and citicoline. It also contains gingko leaf extract. Sadly, the caffeine content is undisclosed and they only provide that "as much as a cup of coffee" nonsense. Personally, I think the blend could use a little work. How about throwing in some gaurana or more b vitamins?

     Despite my thoughts about the drink needing a better energy blend, I still received some solid effectiveness from this shot. I've had it on multiple occasions and received a decent boost every time. Once again, if you have a lower caffeine tolerance this should definitely work. Try it in place of your 5 Hour Energy and you may never go back.

     In a boring world of Red Bull clones and 5 Hour Energy clones, it's nice to see an energy shot that makes an attempt to step away from the pack. Even if it's something as simple as feeding hungry children, it's still something different. But, does Street King succeed as an energy shot? Well, it certainly is not breathtaking, but it gets the job done. In short, it's a solid energy shot.

REVIEW OF DREAM WATER

CAFFEINE CONTENT: NONE.

RATING: 7.8 OUT OF 10.


     Before I get started with this review, let me just thank The Soda Jerks for the twentieth time for letting me post my review of Hype. Hopefully, I will be writing more review for The Soda Jerks in the near future. With that task out of the way, let's get to the product I will be reviewing today. Straight out of Miami, Florida comes yet another anti-energy shot. This one is called Dream Water, so let's just get right to it.

     Dream Water comes in a white, 2.5 ounce bottle with a screw-off top. This makes it much easier to open, unlike most energy shots which usually require a knife and the assistance of 5 other people. The nice folks at Dream Water provided me with the Snoozeberry flavor (blueberry and pomegranate), and I have to say I was impressed. I never actually refrigerated Dream Water, but it did not hinder the flavor. It lacks the overly tart, artificial berry flavor of most energy shots. The flavor is actually pretty light, which is probably why they call it Dream Water. All in all, it's a great tasting anti-energy shot.

     So, what does Dream Water have hiding under the hood? It's simple. It has 150 milligrams of gamma-aminobutyric acid, melatonin, and l 5-hydroxytryptophan. The exact amount for any of these ingredients is not specified, which is rather unfortunate. Nevertheless, I think the blend is decent at best.

     Congratulations, you've made it through 3 segments of what I believe is a very lackadaisically written review, but remember, you're at the best part. That's right, your about to find out of this little bugger turned my lights out. As a matter of fact, I took this at 9:30 last night, and was fast asleep an hour later. Normally, I can fight off the effects of melatonin, but this time I was not successful. I must say, I was very pleased with the drink's effectiveness.

     I've always been a fan of anti-energy shots, and I have to say I enjoyed Dream Water. The only cons are that it doesn't really bring anything new to the table, and the blend is a little lackluster. Other than that, it has a great flavor and it can easily put you to sleep. And that's really all I want after a "hard" day of school.

REVIEW OF HYPE MFP

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 80 MILLIGRAMS PER 8 OUNCE CAN.

RATING: 6.1 OUT OF 10. 

     There are very few energy drinks that I have wanted to try for years. One of them is Hype, and fortunately for me, a little miracle occurred a week ago. I received a generous email from Hype notifying me about samples. I instantaneously jumped on board and accepted the samples. When it arrived the mail, I was absolutely flabbergasted by the impeccable product display. Each can was placed in its own little section, in a beautiful and elegant black box. The first flavor I pulled out was Hype MFP. So, without further ado, let's get right into the taste.

     Hype MFP comes in a sleek and sophisticated carbon fiber can. Unfortunately, the can isn't actually made of carbon fibre, but the design is still pretty cool. I've always wanted to try this because back in 2007, Energy Drink Ratings gave this a 9.7 for taste. Would I agree? No. I wouldn't. In fact, I am extremely disappointed, almost frustrated. No one is going to agree with me on this but I think it tastes very similar to Red Bull. You obviously do not concur with that, so the comment section is open for you to voice your strong disagreement and disapproval. I really wish I thought it didn't taste like Red Bull, but to me it just does! That is just incredibly frustrating. Hopefully the original Hype will be better.

     So, the flavor was a bit frustrating, but how is the blend? Well, it has taurine, caffeine, glucuronolactone, guarana extract, inositol, niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin b2, vitamin b6, and vitamin b12. The caffeine content is rated at a modest 80 milligrams per 8 ounce can.

     Since this can is only 8 ounces and the caffeine content isn't that extreme, I wasn't expecting a whole lot of effectiveness from this. Obviously, I was correct. Due to my high caffeine tolerance, this barely put a dent in me. However, this should provide a relatively decent kick for a modest consumer. I am not sure how widely distributed it is, but if you see any at your grocery store, don't be afraid to pick it up.

     As it turns out, the first flavor of the drink I've always wanted to try turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. I really wanted it to taste like something unique and different, but to me it only tasted like Red Bull. Hype did regain some points for its decent energy blend, and the effectiveness should be pretty modest. I am eagerly looking forward to reviewing the original Hype to see if it is any better.

REVIEW OF LEAN PURP

CAFFEINE CONTENT: NONE.

RATING: 8.5 OUT OF 10. 


     As much as I enjoy my caffeine and energy drinks, sometimes it's nice to just unwind with a large, sugary can of anti-energy drink. When people think of anti-energy drinks, Drank is the first drink that comes to mind. Now, I have had the opportunity to try Drank, but I have failed to put up a review. Fortunately for you guys, I have recently acquired a drink that is extremely similar to the ever-so-popular Drank. But before I get into the review, here's a little background information. Lean, the drink I will be reviewing today, is supposed to mimic the street drug Sizzurp. Sizzurp is a disgusting and deadly combination consisting of prescription cough syrup (codeine and promethazine), sprite or mountain dew, and a jolly ranchers. So there you have it, onto the review!

     Lean's can design reminds me of Drank's so much, that I could swear they almost look identical. Let's hope the flavor isn't identical as well. Despite being both grape flavored, Lean is much thicker than Drank. As a matter of fact, Lean is so viscous that it is nearly impossible to chug, but that's the whole idea behind this drink. They really wanted it to be a legal alternative to a disgusting street drug. And I am perfectly fine with that. I mean, who doesn't want to drink a think, sugary, syrupy grape soda.

     So what are Lean's relaxation ingredients of choice? Well, looking at the back of the can, I detected unknown amounts of the following: rose hips extract, valerian root extract, and melatonin. Melatonin is the caffeine of anti-energy drinks. This is the ingredient that truly makes it work. I just wish they would tell me how much melatonin is in here.

     Due to this being somewhat of a live review, I haven't actually finished the whole can. However, I am pretty close and I can successfully report that I feel the effects of the drink already. I can also tell you that I have consumed this drink a couple weeks ago and I was more than satisfied with the results. This drink really does put a nice slow to your roll, and I had trouble staying up past eleven o'clock. If you want to go into extreme relaxation mode, I suggest you give this a try.

     Overall, I was impressed with Lean's performance. The flavor is satisfactory, although the high viscosity levels can get a little annoying at times. However, once you finish the can and the effects start to kick in, you won't be disappointed. I can honestly say that Lean is one of the most effective anti-energy drinks I have ever tried. 

REVIEW OF NAWGAN TAROCCO ORANGE

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 100 MILLIGRAMS PER 11.5 OUNCE CAN.

RATING: 7.1 OUT OF 10.

     I would be lying if I told you that I loved testing functional beverages. The reason? It is simply too difficult to figure out if they were effective or not. If a drink is advertised to boost memory, I don't want to have to take a memory test to figure out if it worked or not. Energy drinks are so much more simple, and don't require a lot of testing. Unfortunately for me, I have to review yet another functional beverage. It goes by the name of Nawgan, and it is marketed to enhance concentration and focus. Great! Now I'm going to have to take some standardized concentration test to see if it works. Anyway, enough bullcrap, here's my thoughts.

     Nawgan presents itself with a simple, clean design that is reminiscent to drinks like Brain Toniq. Nawgan comes in three distinct flavors: Red Berry, Tarocco Orange, and Berry. For this review, I will be checking out the Tarocco Orange flavor. Now, before I get into the flavor profile, I would really like to know what a Tarocco Orange is. After a quick Google search, I discovered that a Tarocco Orange is simply a type of blood orange, which is just an orange with blood-colored flesh. The actual flavor is difficult to describe without saying it tastes like blood orange juice. I suppose it is similar to traditional orange juice, but with something different, something I can't put my finger on. Well, whether I can thoroughly describe it or not, I am a fan of this flavor.

     Since Nawgan is classified as a functional beverage, I'm sure we'll be seeing some interesting ingredients in this one. Here's the list: 250 milligrams of citicoline, alpha-glyceryl phosphoryl choline, lycopene, 100 milligrams of caffeine, and d-alpha tocopheryl acetate. I have absolutely no idea what benefits those ingredients have on my brain, but you'll find out what happened in the next section of the review. As for the blend, I think it's pretty solid.

     Here comes the most challenging part of the review. Did this supposed "brain-booster" work? As always, it's difficult to tell, but what I can tell you is that the solid 100 milligrams of caffeine will provide an adequate uplift to your energy levels. Of course, I didn't find this drink to be very effective as an energy drink since my caffeine tolerance is so high. Nevertheless, it should do the trick for the average consumer.

     Overall, it looks like Nawgan is just another functional beverage trying to make a name for themselves in this rapidly growing market. The flavor is pleasing and smooth, but it just doesn't make me stand up and say "wow". The blend is probably the highlight of this drink. With all of those fancy brain boosting ingredients, it feels very scientific. As for the drinks effectiveness, it is extremely difficult to tell whether or not this gave my brain a much-needed boost. I wonder if I can find that standardized concentration test I mentioned earlier.

REVIEW OF AMP SUGAR FREE

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 160 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

RATING: 6.2 OUT OF 10.


     I find it appalling, yet somehow perfectly logical and reasonable that the only Amp flavor I have yet to review is Sugar Free. And while it not an entirely different flavor, I still consider it to be different than the original Amp and should therefore review it. Based on a review by Energy Fiend, Amp Sugar Free has been improved, although the enhancements appear to be relatively marginal. This certainly would not be my first review choice, but I really needed to review something, so here goes nothing.

     Typically, when a company removes the sugar from a drink that should actually have sugar and replaces it with artificial sweeteners, it should taste awkwardly sweet and, well, artificial. Therefore, since Amp is made by Mountain Dew, I suspected it would taste similar to Diet Mountain Dew, which is one of my favorite diet sodas. As it turns out, my educated prediction was mostly accurate. It had a similar flavor to Diet Mountain Dew, but with a twist. It may have been that it was sweeter or it may just be that Amp tastes slightly different and Mountain Dew and therefore Amp Sugar Free tastes slightly different than Diet Mountain Dew. Either way, the sugar free version of the Mountain Dew on steroids has a respectable flavor.

     Now it's time to check out what lies under the hood of this amped up energy drink: 200 percent daily value of riboflavin, 200 percent daily value of niacin, 200 percent daily value of pantothenic acid, 296 milligrams of taurine, 284 milligrams of maltodextrin, 252 milligrams of guarana seed extract, 160 milligrams of caffeine, and 12 milligrams of panax ginseng extract. Amp's blend definitely needs some work. Why even bother with 12 milligrams of ginseng, or 296 milligrams of taurine (most drinks have 2,000 milligrams). Amp really needs to step their game up to compete with the best energy drinks.

     If you have been following my site for the best month or so, this is going to sound ridiculously repetitive. These types of energy drinks simply do not have the same effectiveness as they used to. This is due to the increase in my caffeine tolerance. Fortunately, I can tell you whether or not the standard consumer would be effected by this drink. My educated prediction is that it would produce a kick that is a step above Red Bull, but still not on par with a Rockstar or Monster. As for me, the effectiveness was fair at best, and it didn't really satisfy my needs. Truth be told, if I want a drink that can get me going, I'll go for a Spike Shooter.

      Amp's attempt at making a Sugar Free drink is certainly respectable, but it just doesn't have enough attributes to really push it at the top of the podium. While the flavor is easily palatable, I have had much better (and much worse) sugar free energy drinks. As with the energy blend and effectiveness, Amp has never really been the greatest at producing a solid and effective product. With that said, I believe I will pass on this one. Now, where's my Monster Lo-Carb?

REVIEW OF KYMERA

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 325 MILLIGRAMS PER 2 OUNCE SHOT.

RATING: 9.1 OUT OF 10.


     If you have been reading my latest reviews, you would know that it takes a lot for me to feel any real effectiveness from a drink. All those average energy drinks just aren't cutting it, so what do I do? Enter Kymera Energy Shot. Kymera is one of the most radical energy shots I have ever laid eyes on. With an insane amount of caffeine (we'll get to that later), this should do the trick. Onward then, to the review of Kymera.

     Kymera's packaging is certainly one-of-a-kind, using a box with a bag full of liquid inside. Basically, you are given a bottle which holds 2 ounces and you simply pour yourself a shot by pushing the red button on the cooler. This shot has a lot of caffeine, so I was pretty skeptical about the taste. As it turns out, I did not think it was as tasty as some of the other reviewers thought it was, but for having so much caffeine it really wasn't bad. The flavor is similar to your typical energy shot (i.e. medicinal, artificial berry flavor). All in all, not too shabby.

     Now it is time to see what Kymera is packing under the hood. It has 150 percent daily value of niacin, 50 percent daily value of vitamin b6, 26 percent daily value of folic acid, 2,100 percent daily value of vitamin b12, and 1,180 milligrams worth of malic acid, natural caffeine, n-acetyl-l-tyrosine, 1,3 dimethylamylamine, and yohimbine hydrochloride. The caffeine content is an astonishing 325 milligrams per 2 ounce shot, making this the 2nd most caffeinated 2 ounce shot ever made.

     Ok, it's time for the fun part. Did this drink work? Oh, heck yes. There are numerous warning labels that tell you to take only 1 ounce to assess tolerance and I highly suggest you adhere to those warning. This is not kids stuff. Of course, I went for the full 2 ounces and was hit with loads of energy. It's not a jittery feeling but more of an extremely focused, I-need-to-get-things-done-really-fast kind of energy. If you can handle it, go for the full 2 ounces, but please be careful. Do not under any circumstances take more than 3 ounces in one day (487.5 milligrams of caffeine). You could end up seriously hurting yourself. As for me, you can call me a fan of Kymera Energy Shot. I can't wait to use this as a pre-workout drink.

     Overall, Kymera Energy Shot will do down as one of the most powerful energy shots I have ever consumed. In fact, I think it flat-out is the most powerful I have ever consumed. And although I was slightly disappointed with the flavor since all the other reviewers thought it was amazing, the kick more than made up for that. Final rating: 9.1 out of 10.


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REVIEW OF SLAP FROST

CAFFEINE CONTENT: 220 MILLIGRAMS PER 16 OUNCE CAN.

RATING: 6.7 OUT OF 10.


     If I had to name my top 5 favorite energy drink names, Slap would easily make the list. I mean, what better name for an energy drink than Slap. Need a boost before the morning jog? Slap! Want to stay awake to study for your mid-term? Slap! Think the Miami Heat are all they are cracked up to be? Slap! Seriously, the name is downright hilarious, and that's why I'm pleased to bring you my review of Slap Frost.

     Slap Frost is supposed to have a unique ingredient that gives your mouth a chilling sensation that increases as you drink it. Now the only ingredient that I know of that would give that type of sensation is menthol, and that isn't on the ingredients list. And to be honest, I don't recall getting a chilling sensation in my mouth, but I am not complaining, because this drink is actually quite tasty. It's difficult to for me to describe the flavor, but most reviewers agree that it has a typical energy drink flavor. I would say this is partially true, but Slap Frost delivers more of a crisp flavor, similar to 7Up. All things considered, it's a well-crafted flavor profile.

     Now it's time to take a look under the hood and see what this drink is packing: 200 percent daily value of vitamin b3, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b6, 200 percent daily value of vitamin b12, and 3,138 milligrams worth of maltodextrin, taurine, fructose, caffeine, isomaltulose, niacin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, and cyanocobalamin. The caffeine content is a whopping 220 milligrams per can, 60 more than the industry average.

     With 27 percent more energy than Monster based on caffeine, Slap Frost should deliver a decent punch. Unfortunately, I didn't feel a whole lot of effects. But really, this is starting to feel a bit monotonous. You see, my caffeine tolerance, as I have mentioned in countless other posts, is almost off the scale. So once again I have to say that this should definitely deliver a substantial kick to all of you energy drinkers out there. Or if you're like me, it won't do anything at all.

     Overall, despite the fact that Slap Frost failed to give me loads of energy, it's still a solid energy drink. I thought the flavor was nice, albeit a bit similar to Red Bull. It also has a solid energy blend as well. Final rating? 6.7 out of 10.